I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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