you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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