So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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