Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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