So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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