their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
