I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm really into asian looking animals
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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