I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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