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(951): View more from California

what ever happened to devon sawa?

(415): View more from California

fuck...who knows?

(951): View more from California

i'm really worried about him.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes

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(302): View more from Delaware

I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.

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(845): View more from New York

I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.

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(518): View more from New York

We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".

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(330): View more from Ohio

I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.

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