Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
