I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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