If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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