I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
