I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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