He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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