he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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