Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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