Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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