Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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