is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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