question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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