He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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