But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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