The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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