The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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