butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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