She announced her abortion via fbk
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
