i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
