where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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