Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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