Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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