So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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