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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Randomize
