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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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