I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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