I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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