Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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