goodnight i made you a song goodbye
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just found a bag of teeth...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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