we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Randomize
