i'm lost and i look like a hooker
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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