some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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