I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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