I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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