My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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