I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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