he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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