I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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