I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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