They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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