R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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