Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
