yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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