no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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