Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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